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Welcome to my high class operation
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Oh how I was sadly mistaken…

rating—awesome:

Oh how I was sadly mistaken…

(Source: fixzor)

dazodiac:

Rake a good look at the choices you have made.

dazodiac:

Rake a good look at the choices you have made.

Sometimes after a shower and a shave I look in the mirror and wonder, “Why is this gorgeous mug still single?”

nba:

(Photo by Carolyn Herter/NBAE via Getty Images)

nba:

(Photo by Carolyn Herter/NBAE via Getty Images)

(Source: tumbledowntower)

lunarkitten:

gpoy
There is a restaurant in my hometown called Pizza King and it is fabulous.

lunarkitten:

gpoy

There is a restaurant in my hometown called Pizza King and it is fabulous.

golgothic:

Weekend at Benson’s

I laughed my ass off when they tripped balls.

Remembering that Adventure Time and Regular Show is on the DVR»

Somebody broke into LSP’s house and stole her lumps.

Someone is getting fresh with her lumps.

(Source: lovegifs, via laughcentre)

add-booknerd:

I love RiffTrax

When the professor calls on you in class

howdoisciencethisproperly:

and then you actually get it right